she succ me thru my boxers
Why don’t you learn proper english sir
shut the fuck out my face
i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time
It’s 2014, this is still happening.
abandon superiority as a way of life
wtf okay and? why does this have nearly 100k notes
*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*
try and one up me again bitch
im gonna shove this car into a locker
Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.